Rajan Kapoor Blogs!: Modi

No Trespassing Honeybees Sign (Photo credits: www.mysafetysign.com)

DEAR (a Oxymoron?!) MR MODI:

News: "Modi Slams Rahul for 'India is a Beehive' remarks; says for Him (Modi) and others India is a 'Mother' and NOT a "Makhi'"!!!!

1. First, what is wrong with a 'beehive' analogy. I am not even judging the analogy's greatness; just that it is just one of analogies one gets to see commonly in Managing and Teamwork jargons; in Scientific research; Social Thinking; Creative metaphors etc. Of course not very original. But having seen Mr. Modi your recent analogies and jargons, of some outdated MAT-type B-Schools levels, some days back in a India Today conclave your objection(s) is laughable!

Cover of Mother India

2. You see India as a 'Mother'! But so do most Nations all over the world. It is not a great unique dedication. Yes, Mr Modi, I remember the sting operation of a TV channel some years back wherein a 'Hindutava' /BJP local Gujarat leader/henchman very gleefully, and sadistically, described how he had first raped and killed a pregnant Muslim woman - AND THEN ripped open her belly, pulled out the foetus and burned it!!!!! Indeed Mr Modi, and your cronies have shown us, how to treat Women; Remember when You all turned the entire state Gujarat, a integral part of your 'Mother India, into a heinous 'Stephen King' horror story till your own PM had to remind YOU in Public to follow the 'Raj Dharma' (and privately ordered the Army to finally stop the rape of our Mother India!!

The skyline of Ahmedabad filled with smoke as buildings and shops are set on fire by rioting mobs. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

3. Most of the Hindutava leaders and their 'Senas', (remember I have NOT said Hindus) ARE mostly:

* IGNORANT: Most of them actually have no Idea of Hinduism and its evolution and its history. They thrive on some concocted and distorted bhelpuri ideas of the religion lapped up by the masses (who mostly have IQs lesser than a earthworm).

* UNCOUTH: They will always be Screaming even when giving tributes! 'Frothing' and 'High blood pressure' speeches is a norm rather than an exception. Be it a 'Togadia' or a 'Bigadia'. (remember Mr Modi your below-the belt sexist swipe at the Independent and Successful business-woman wife of suave Congressman, an ex-UN top man, Shashi Tharoor. The language used showed the hidden opinions You have about of independent and progressive AND Suave equal partners).

* UNSCIENTIFIC: Non-educated in Modern Sciences (of even School-level). Purchasing the latest Holographic Projections or active Online Presence IS NOT same as basic school science inculcations. Because if YOU did You would have NOT confused 'Honey Bees' analogy with common 'Flies'! A 'Madhumakhi' is NOT same as a 'Makhi' and it is not a disrespectful analogy! As any school student knows Honey Bees are one of the best examples of extra-ordinary teamwork, 'Green' Technology & Manufacturing Best Practises in Nature - and THEREFORE a absolutely apt Analogy to NOT only teach Children BUT even Grown Ups. The product 'Honey' is revered as a pure product even in India!

But Mr Modi for you and many uneducated (and quite a few even so-called 'Educated') Indians, with a known history of a variety of racism, casteism, bias - A 'Fly' and a 'Honey Bee' are just the same; as are all Blacks and Tribals nothing but 'Apes'; all 'Foreigners' are debauchered, shameless and uncultured; etc etc

4. YOU wouldnt also like the Beehive Analogy it invokes the OTHER fear/paranoia of such 'Cow-belt' Hindutavas/Khap typres Men like you Mr Modi . A BeeHive is managed and run by WOMEN!!!!! (Jai Mata Di!!!); where the Male Drones' only role is to reproduce and die; It is the Women who work and further the colony. The worst fears of Hindutavas and Khap types Males coming alive!!!!!!!! (Though I doubt most are aware of this fact?)

Honey bee on Sedum autumn joy (Hylotelephium telephium) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

English: Honey and Bees Museum Español: Museo de la miel y las abejas (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

5. Lastly, AND this is MY FAVOURITE PART!!!! And the BeeHive is RUN by a QUEEN MOTHER BEE, who is a 'foriegner' and the reason for which the Hive stays together AND does NOT breaks in Chaos and Anarchy!!!!!!

NB. And by the last analogy I give You a Mr Modi, and your supporters, to use it to fight back!!!!!! What is a good Intellectual Skirmish if it doesnt give the Opponent a chance to fight back!!!

THEN FOLLOWED 'The FICCI Ladies Club Modi Speech':

1. The Irony Mr Modi - You talked about Women Empowerment and yet your Ignorance and lack of Intellectual prowess Made Fun /take offence of Honey Bees (treating them as 'Flies') - one of the best Examples of Women Empowerment in Nature!!!

2. The advocate of 'Mother India' accepting rampant Female foeticide in Gujarat despite of a 'Ram Rajya' there ____ remember Mr Modi the above mentioned sting operation of one of your foot soldier boasting of raping and Killing a Preganant Woman AND THEN ripping her belly to pull out and burning the foetus?

3. The Wonderful 'Jesu Ben Pizza Story' which You sold as Your success story - well the 'Son' recently on TV said that Jesu Ben started it 40 years back (she died in your times)!!!! Obviously Mr Modi You were hardly even a Man then let alone a 'Yamaraj'? Same for the Lizzat Papad story ( another decades old Pre-Modi Success story). Whats left Mr Modi? Claim You groomed GANDHI into becoming India's Father of the Nation in your Regime?

4. After all the pretensions of Women Empowerment, You mocked 'Kalawati' in the same Ladies forum to mock Rahul. You forget, what ever your opinion/hatred of Rahul Gandhi, Kalawati is a actual Widow from a Village who's husband DID commit suicide!!!! So much for Your Women Empowerment! AND WORSE THE SOCIALITE LADIES PRESENT ALSO JOINING IN THE LAUGHTER ON the joke of KALAWATI .

Modì (Photo credit: aldoaldoz)

My Case Rests. Mr Modi You are Likely to Win the Elections That is a No-Brainer; You HAVE enamoured many 'No-Brainers' (including Many so-called 'Educated Illiiterates' who just cannot use their Inductive and Deductive skills AND get swayed by a Myth of a 'Knight in a Shining Armour coming on a Horse' or a 'Kalki' JUST like any rickshawwalla or a street urchin would get excited about!!!).

I Pray for My Country. And Hope the Sane Indians will 'kill' this 'Makhi' thriving on the already sick our Mother India!!!

'Makhi's as 'Maut ke Saudagars' thrive on Garbage and Rot to survive

Amen.