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* Rajan Kapoor's Ejaculations: (My Inklings) Er... uhmmm....ahem...... those who are squirming on my 'ejaculations' I suggest you go to a good dictionary and see the definition and usage of 'ejaculation' and not go by your limited/extraordinary command of English!! Here is some help. Definition for Ejaculation: an abrupt emphatic exclamation expressing emotion. (wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn)

* Rajan Kapoor's Cartoons: (My Inkings) Just when some were about to make 'Swami' a very dirty word, like Swami Nityananda for eg., full of corrupting thoughts, there comes ... SERENEashram©. A Magical world of unpretentious Swamis with pure humour (unADULTerated) in their hearts --- and poor bias in their minds. SERENEashram©, the first Indian Comic strip so modern that it had to be an Epic!

* Rajan Kapoor's STUDIO: Photography & Digital Art: (My Imagings) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rajan_kapoor/) At 54 I have bitten the Bullet and reinventing myself!

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Showing posts with label 'Nirbhaya'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 'Nirbhaya'. Show all posts

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

Ejaculation 23: A new 'Happy Day' to add to the list of the annual 'Happy Days'!


March 11, 2013


One rapist jumps parole, changes his ID, does a MBA, clears a bank PO job and starts working during 7 years; A second rapist hijacks a helicopter ride after collecting a reward; The third one 'commits suicide early morning.

May be this could be called a 'Indian Rapist Day' every year. Lot of Indians will get another DAY to celebrate:

  •   People could sms each other wishing 'Happy Rapist Day!';

  • Women could bully their men into giving them a lavish outing treat under the pretext that they (men) should solemnly pledge today NOT to rape them! (unless with their consent);

  • Men could upload some interesting videos and pics on say - '10 Most Loving Rapes ever'; '13 Most unlikely Rapists of the year' etc

  • TV Channels would day-long telecast socially meaningful programmes with their female anchors fanning out in their cities underdressed to 'sting operate' on anti-socials and play the episode in a unending loop while screaming--- what else But 'Rape!' !!!

  • MTV etc could get Honey Singh to ejaculate RAPe songs whole day;

  • 'Shiv Senas', 'Ram Senas', 'Banar Senas', ( and Ayrton Senna! sorry couldnt resist this one) could have a field day reviving their dormant careers chasing and bludgeoning each other for 24 hours to compete for the 'Most Raped & Rapped Sena of the Day ' - a 'Oommph Kara' award!!!!
  • 'Archies' could come out with lovely 'Rip Rape Cards' to commemorate the day and sell some naked Barbies with only a meaningful placard on them- 'Just because I am naked it does NOT gives You the right to rape me.....You could have just loved me.....awwwwwwww!'
AND the Militant Women Organisations and our NAGA Sadhus could have a PUBLIC (hey! I said 'Public' and NOT what your dirty mind thought!!) fashion show with a socially relevant message:  "...My Body is mine, Whatever I wear (Or NOT wear) would be ENTIRELY my sartorial inability. Nobody should have the right to rape me ! (or ogle shameless!)"

And thus will end a eventful day with all of us going to sleep , alone or otherwise, that night with a hope that dreams that night would be fantasies and NOT nightmares!


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(Statutory Warning: The pic has been taken for representative purposes and no Sadhus were hurt violated; no moral violations hurts were undertaken; AND no offence meant)

Thursday, 31 January 2013

Ejaculation 17: Woe-Men!


Rape
Rape (Photo credit: Valeri Pizhanski)

Post Delhi Rape of the 23-year old student a series of 'mis-quotes' from politicians of all leading parties. So it is time to list the top 5.....

5. Naqvi of BJP (just after Mumbai attacks when people went hammertong against the politicians) :" ...... these lipstick and makeup type socialites are protesting..."

4. Pranab's son and Cong MP: " .... these dented and painted... disco going types...."( poor chap actually didnt mean 'Dented'! He was using a indian way of rhyming words where the second is just for rhyming like " English/Vinglish'....so he meant Painted...'Dainted' and not 'dented' which got the goat of the women!!!)






 3. Rehman of CPM: " ..... how much will Mamta demand after she gets raped...."

and the top two FUCK-UPs are from WOMEN!!!!!

2. Kakoli Ghosh of TMC: "....the park street case was not a rape case; it was a problem of the woman with her CLIENTS....."!!!!!!!!



हिन्दी: भारतीय राजनीतिज्ञ सुषमा स्वराज
हिन्दी: भारतीय राजनीतिज्ञ सुषमा स्वराज (Photo credit: Wikipedia)



1. The worst and top comment which surprisingly did not have women or media asking for her head (unlike the media and women going berserk yesterday for Abhijeet's uncalled, but more a stupid and insensitive comment) is SUSHMA SWARAJ's comment in Parliament:     " pehle toh yeh nahi pata ki woh ladki bach pai gayi ki nahi;... agar bach gayi toh woh sari zindagi EK JINDA LAASH BAN KE RAHEGI...."
 My God!!! not a whimper by women and media asking for her Sushma's resignation or apology!!!!!!!! If one comment was the worst it was this one that a assaulted and raped woman if she survives she will remain a living corpse!!!!! Sushhma knows more about medical expertise than anyone else!!! ( and just reflects the Khap mentality, which she more or less belongs to, that a raped woman is a lesser woman!!!)

And I have not even included Mamata's own comments calling the park street rape case a conspiracy against her! 


AS I HAVE ALWAYS MAINTAINED WOMEN ARE THE WORST ENEMIES OF WOMEN!!! 


  • Who is the most common torturer of married women? Women! in the guise of Mothers-in-laws and sisters-in laws;
  • Who speaks the worst about women and their 'behenji', 'slut looks' or 'painted' looks? Women!!
  • Who tries to have a affair with married men knowing very well that there is a wife involved? A Woman!!!
  • Who cheats and lies MOST to their parents about their affairs? No not men but Women!!! (They have their reasons of course! 'The parents wont understand'!! But a lie is a lie. If one is really modern and liberal in the real sense, there would be no reason to lie.)

Rape
Rape (Photo credit: Valeri Pizhanski)


Let me give a story of Mumbai last month. News screams of a 60-year-old woman, living alone, as her daughter was abroad, being raped by a courier man who had come to deliver mail! We all wince on reading the story and talk of the perversions and worse of young men who are not leaving even a old woman. Only when the police later asks the old woman she is dodgy. The real story comes out that she had indulged in sex with a much younger man and  and got some physical discomfort and was taken to a doctor for checkup by her daughter's friends in the city. On being discovered that the problem was a sex-related discomfort she made up a fictitious story of being raped by a courier man!! I have no problem about her sex-life. She was a lonely woman and I have no moral judgement on her on that count. BUT just to save herself she LIES about a courier man. What if police had gone and arrested some courier man who might have visited the building that day. He would have been HANGED if the New blood-curdling demands of the Facebook types had been accepted!!!! And possibly meanwhile the great 60-year old woman would have become a Pin-Up status for women activists.

LETS CUT THIS CRAP OF MAKING ALL CRIMES A WOMAN'S ISSUE AND GOING BALLISTIC AGAINST MEN and blaming the patriachial society, in general, JUST BECAUSE SOME MEN DO HEINOUS CRIMES. For every woman victim of a male act, there are also quite a few men victims of female guile and worse. Lets speak against all wrongdoings by anyone rather than making a female issue and start abusing the males in general or blaming everything on the 'patrichial society'.

Can most women live without the protective nature of a male, however many times they have dominated - be it a FATHER who will see dangers what a naive daughter cannot see or understand; a BROTHER who will charge into bashing the eve teasers of his sisters; a LOVER who gives the woman all the love and passion she craves for; a HUSBAND, who with all the indiscretions outside, comes home every night to the arms of his wife and gives her the recognition and status she deserves.

Yes many men are not perfect BUT so are women!!!!!!! So lets cut off all these gender discriminations sob stories. Get together both genders to fight together all injustices, hypocrisies and other societal misgivings.

Women first STOP becoming a trojan horse for self and ask for the resignations of the Sushmas; Kakolis and Mamtas...... the men anyway cant LIVE without You for long anyway. They will be easier to handle!





Saturday, 29 December 2012

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