March 11, 2013
One rapist jumps parole, changes his ID, does a MBA, clears a bank PO job and starts working during 7 years; A second rapist hijacks a helicopter ride after collecting a reward; The third one 'commits suicide early morning.
May be this could be called a 'Indian Rapist Day' every year. Lot of Indians will get another DAY to celebrate:
- People could sms each other wishing 'Happy Rapist Day!';
- Women could bully their men into giving them a lavish outing treat under the pretext that they (men) should solemnly pledge today NOT to rape them! (unless with their consent);
- Men could upload some interesting videos and pics on say - '10 Most Loving Rapes ever'; '13 Most unlikely Rapists of the year' etc
- TV Channels would day-long telecast socially meaningful programmes with their female anchors fanning out in their cities underdressed to 'sting operate' on anti-socials and play the episode in a unending loop while screaming--- what else But 'Rape!' !!!
- MTV etc could get Honey Singh to ejaculate RAPe songs whole day;
- 'Shiv Senas', 'Ram Senas', 'Banar Senas', ( and Ayrton Senna! sorry couldnt resist this one) could have a field day reviving their dormant careers chasing and bludgeoning each other for 24 hours to compete for the 'Most Raped & Rapped Sena of the Day ' - a 'Oommph Kara' award!!!!
- 'Archies' could come out with lovely 'Rip Rape Cards' to commemorate the day and sell some naked Barbies with only a meaningful placard on them- 'Just because I am naked it does NOT gives You the right to rape me.....You could have just loved me.....awwwwwwww!'
And thus will end a eventful day with all of us going to sleep , alone or otherwise, that night with a hope that dreams that night would be fantasies and NOT nightmares!
© 2013 Rajan Kapoor
(Statutory Warning: The pic has been taken for representative purposes and no Sadhus were
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