Ejaculation 22: A Woe-Men Day's!

Women's Day:

1. A Day when women will go berserk shouting, squealing and whimpering ON the greatness of womanhood; the more they do it the more amusing it appears AND more it reflects the attention-seeking traits of womanhood which any experienced male would be aware of. After all MEN... who they profess to be/desire equal to.... dont suffer from such attention-seeking devices. (At least NOT these types!)

2. Many men will also join in today singing songs on womanhood; As any street-smart man knows there is no more effective to snuggle into a woman's heart, via her bosom, THAN appear to be a very 'sensitive' male - a 'metrosexual'? (Most men actually DON'T even understand this phrase BUT they do realise it is a great way to endear oneself to HER --- even though men only understand the second part of the word AND know that the only 'sensitive' part of their's lies somewhere south snuggled approximately 3-4 feet above the feet in a coaxial path;

3. Women will write, read and share inspiring articles and pics : bashing males, calling them names of all sorts, accusing of them of all the problems Women face in their life; heap abuses on the patriarchial society.....

AND come tomorrow MOST women will be back to:
* pursuing Men with all their energy, jealousy and malice to all other women they will see as a competitor;

* seducing a male, even though committed otherwise to somebody else, just to SPITE a single pretty woman who was trying to get the attention of the hottest male in the campus;

* writing long smses to males ' How they cant live without them and were willing to do anything, just about anything,' to prove that;

* breaking in tears if the male were to miss his that day's mandatory attention to her!!! Be it a father, A Brother, A lover, A Husband....or a even a popular Teacher(ask me!)!!!!

Happy Women Day's. Enjoy the fantasy as long it lasts!!!

(As by now I have already been declared a pathological misogynist (however true I spoke!!)...so here is a visual joke full of misogyny!!!)

Ejaculation 17: Woe-Men!

Rape (Photo credit: Valeri Pizhanski)

Post Delhi Rape of the 23-year old student a series of 'mis-quotes' from politicians of all leading parties. So it is time to list the top 5.....

5. Naqvi of BJP (just after Mumbai attacks when people went hammertong against the politicians) :" ...... these lipstick and makeup type socialites are protesting..."

4. Pranab's son and Cong MP: " .... these dented and painted... disco going types...."( poor chap actually didnt mean 'Dented'! He was using a indian way of rhyming words where the second is just for rhyming like " English/Vinglish'....so he meant Painted...'Dainted' and not 'dented' which got the goat of the women!!!)





 3. Rehman of CPM: " ..... how much will Mamta demand after she gets raped...."

and the top two FUCK-UPs are from WOMEN!!!!!

2. Kakoli Ghosh of TMC: "....the park street case was not a rape case; it was a problem of the woman with her CLIENTS....."!!!!!!!!

हिन्दी: भारतीय राजनीतिज्ञ सुषमा स्वराज (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

1. The worst and top comment which surprisingly did not have women or media asking for her head (unlike the media and women going berserk yesterday for Abhijeet's uncalled, but more a stupid and insensitive comment) is SUSHMA SWARAJ's comment in Parliament:     " pehle toh yeh nahi pata ki woh ladki bach pai gayi ki nahi;... agar bach gayi toh woh sari zindagi EK JINDA LAASH BAN KE RAHEGI...."
 My God!!! not a whimper by women and media asking for her Sushma's resignation or apology!!!!!!!! If one comment was the worst it was this one that a assaulted and raped woman if she survives she will remain a living corpse!!!!! Sushhma knows more about medical expertise than anyone else!!! ( and just reflects the Khap mentality, which she more or less belongs to, that a raped woman is a lesser woman!!!)

And I have not even included Mamata's own comments calling the park street rape case a conspiracy against her! 

AS I HAVE ALWAYS MAINTAINED WOMEN ARE THE WORST ENEMIES OF WOMEN!!! 

• Who is the most common torturer of married women? Women! in the guise of Mothers-in-laws and sisters-in laws;

• Who speaks the worst about women and their 'behenji', 'slut looks' or 'painted' looks? Women!!

• Who tries to have a affair with married men knowing very well that there is a wife involved? A Woman!!!

• Who cheats and lies MOST to their parents about their affairs? No not men but Women!!! (They have their reasons of course! 'The parents wont understand'!! But a lie is a lie. If one is really modern and liberal in the real sense, there would be no reason to lie.)

Rape (Photo credit: Valeri Pizhanski)

Let me give a story of Mumbai last month. News screams of a 60-year-old woman, living alone, as her daughter was abroad, being raped by a courier man who had come to deliver mail! We all wince on reading the story and talk of the perversions and worse of young men who are not leaving even a old woman. Only when the police later asks the old woman she is dodgy. The real story comes out that she had indulged in sex with a much younger man and  and got some physical discomfort and was taken to a doctor for checkup by her daughter's friends in the city. On being discovered that the problem was a sex-related discomfort she made up a fictitious story of being raped by a courier man!! I have no problem about her sex-life. She was a lonely woman and I have no moral judgement on her on that count. BUT just to save herself she LIES about a courier man. What if police had gone and arrested some courier man who might have visited the building that day. He would have been HANGED if the New blood-curdling demands of the Facebook types had been accepted!!!! And possibly meanwhile the great 60-year old woman would have become a Pin-Up status for women activists.

LETS CUT THIS CRAP OF MAKING ALL CRIMES A WOMAN'S ISSUE AND GOING BALLISTIC AGAINST MEN and blaming the patriachial society, in general, JUST BECAUSE SOME MEN DO HEINOUS CRIMES. For every woman victim of a male act, there are also quite a few men victims of female guile and worse. Lets speak against all wrongdoings by anyone rather than making a female issue and start abusing the males in general or blaming everything on the 'patrichial society'.

Can most women live without the protective nature of a male, however many times they have dominated - be it a FATHER who will see dangers what a naive daughter cannot see or understand; a BROTHER who will charge into bashing the eve teasers of his sisters; a LOVER who gives the woman all the love and passion she craves for; a HUSBAND, who with all the indiscretions outside, comes home every night to the arms of his wife and gives her the recognition and status she deserves.

Yes many men are not perfect BUT so are women!!!!!!! So lets cut off all these gender discriminations sob stories. Get together both genders to fight together all injustices, hypocrisies and other societal misgivings.

Women first STOP becoming a trojan horse for self and ask for the resignations of the Sushmas; Kakolis and Mamtas...... the men anyway cant LIVE without You for long anyway. They will be easier to handle!

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Rajan Kapoor's Ejaculation 16: An Open Letter to The Departed Soul!

Hi! I am, what you may call, a ‘athiest’. So I cannot say that you must be NOW in Heavens and God (actually ‘Gods’ as you were probably a born Hindu) must be taking care of you. As far as I am concerned if he couldn’t save You from (and many OTHERS before, during and after your stay on the Earth) the barbaric torture when ‘alive’ then he need not do so for your spiritual ‘avatar’. Because your spirit was unbreakable even when the bastards here on Earth broke your body. (I know how many ‘faithfuls’ would have a very ‘strong’ explanation as to why HE, the almighty, made you undergo all this  including the that pervasive across-the-world-religions stock bull shit…”that God has his ways and he tests some people in ways not understood by us...”). Well then I also, as a ignorant, do not understand why God did not rather become a Head of a International Testing Agency if he as the Supreme Being has no other more meaningful hobbies than make his human creatures undergo ‘inhuman’ tests. A MBA Entrance candidate has, or concocts, better and more ‘fulfilling’ hobbies to keep oneself and recruiters busy!

But I do believe in Nature, and its many beautiful and ugly mysteries of existence. And YOU exist now in the hopefully spiritual avatar much more HAPPY than living in the unperfect World in the form of humans --  some freaks ‘Athiests’ like me and crores of normal ‘Believers’ who profess the God’s ways of living. MORE Happy ‘Dead’ than ‘Living’ in this world of ours?

Yes… the following are some reasons that You are better ‘Departed’ than Alive here.

1. In the Spiritual form YOU will not be violated by demons who have God names: ‘Ram’ Singh. 
2. You will not have to live in a ‘Ram Rajya’ of the Hindutva wallahs, very likely winners of the 2014 elections by default, whose leader Sushma Swaraj, a woman of great pious hindu beliefs, believes that even if You had survived You would be a ‘Zinda Laash’ (a living corpse) because under the great Hindu beliefs a Woman once raped cannot be a normal or pure human. One cannot blame Sushma Swaraj because as I said she is very pious Hindu woman who is committed to bringing a ‘Ram Rajya’ to India, unlike the foreign white ‘kafir’ woman who rules India now.  The coming ‘Ram Rajya’, like good old days of the lord Rama, will make a woman who will be alleged to be ‘impure’ by any male, even outside the family, HAS to give a public ‘agni pariksha’ to prove her innocence. So a woman like You, oh departed soul, who is raped and assaulted by Ram Singhs etc, the ONLY option you had in this world was to accept a new and the lowest caste for yourself called ‘Zinda Laash’. Lower than the widows, the sex workers and …. Sunny Leone.
3. You would NOT have been called a ‘Daughter of India’ if you had lived a normal, educated working life as a trained physiotherapist , coming from a small district of UP. You had to go through a heinous crime and death which you went through to be bestowed such a prestigious title. After all only after getting kidnapped for the boorish behaviour of the family males, accepting whimsical ‘Agni Pariksha’s and desertions  in advanced pregnancy could ‘Sita’ got to be remembered along with the  Lord Ram for posterity. Of course many Politicians, Bureaucrats, Businessmen and film stars get titles like Padam Shris etc by going through some very demanding display of traits like flexible morality, absent  work ethics, and present  black money etc. And millions of Indians get their mokshas by offering tonnes of ornaments and money in temples . Not without.
4. Do not get carried away, O Departed Soul, by the above title. Read carefully. I have written… ” …they called you a ‘Daughter of India’…”  not bestowed the title! Let the media, especially the TV one get a new story, they will forget YOU and the title. ( In fact that most despicable Hindi channel who claimed that they would not air any entertainment news or programmes for the next 3 days or so as a mark of respect to You, within in hours got the Veena Malik of the Big Boss fame to anchor a dramatic cricket discussion on Dhoni’s fireworks at Chennai!!!). Do You know that another woman as brutally raped as you, Aruna Shanbagh, lies in coma for the last 39 years or so, in a Bombay hospital where  she was  working as a young nurse about to be married to a handsome doctor. A demon of a ward boy, being caught by her peeping at her while changing clothes, choked her by wrapping  a heavy chain around her neck and, after she fell unconscious, raped her brutally. Aruna Shanbagh went into coma and never regained normalcy. A true living corpse she lies till TODAY in the hospital, taken care by generations of nurses as she was deserted by  her doctor fiancée first and then her family. (The criminal has finished his 7years sentence and is free). And INDIA has not remembered her except one Bombay journalist Pinki Virmani who has written a book on her tragedy and has been fighting for Euthanasia  for her.Lucky you, O Departed Soul, that You turned a soul….
5. ...Lucky You that you were a TV and Social Media generation. At least the sleeping middle class and others woke from their slumber to collect and protest fearlessly for you…. And themselves. Thousands collected at various places lighting candles, chanting slogans in support of justice for you. Many more did not move out of their homes and were content posting  and sharing ‘smart’ posts. For the moment. Today as the last DAY of the horrible Year is on, already most of the ‘painted and dainted’ class (to quote India’s Presidents Son’s classic) is busy bringing out the party wear, the little Black Dress, the stylish caps……. to get ready for the EVENING’s  hedonistic and Orgy of a night. Come on…  O Departed Soul…. They have spent some days for you, even got beaten by police…… NOW you cannot grudge them a New Year celebration. A evening WHEN quite of a few of the same women who screamed for ‘Sensitivitisation’ and ‘Mindset’ of Males WILL today dance, drink, devour amidst the same known and unknown MALES; tolerate their wanted and unwanted attention in crowded main streets, pubs and discs BECAUSE Happy New Year come only once a year and cannot be let go just because a woman got raped and brutalised.                            



Some of the pictures circulating....

6. The middle class after the spontaneous protests is slowly going back to its self-centered routine. And known traits of latent curiosity which NOW is coming forth now that you are gone. Pictures purporting to be YOURs, in a hospital with all the tubes all over are being, shared as a supposedly concern for you by the Youth, forgetting that the Victim’s dignity is also to be respected and NOT got excited by having a glimpse of her, and worse circulating it! Many middle class women and men are curious has to how she looked originally. ‘Was she more good-looking than I am’ ‘What was in her that attracted the criminals’ etc. So suddenly pictures claiming to be Yours, before and after, have started being circulated shamelessly by women and men -  forgetting that not only it is not legal - one is not supposed to show the victim’s face or identity; but even socially it is a ‘second rape’ this time by media and masses by showing her pictures.               The middle class hardly cares. Now they want to see all the details of You for having spent many long hours fighting for you. We as Indians have copied this candle light protests from western countries, like many other professional  skills; and like many such learnings we have corrupted the ideas in our typical mediocrity. Candle lights march by the very idea is supposed to be silent and dignified and we had Indians chanting slogans, hurling curses and crowding  the victim’s hospital area!  

O Departed Soul ! It is better that You have left this world.

R.I.P. = Roam in Peace. No more ‘Ram’ to fear anymore.

Sincerely

A ordinary flawed Man.